Top 10 reasons Coach K should be the next Pope

1. He's a Catholic with a Polish last name, like the last one.
2. Many think he is ordained by God
3. He pontificates frequently
4. Would be a great opportunity to move St. Peter's Basilica to Duke Chapel
5. On the Court 'bestows blessings' using the Lord's name often
6. His staff always dressed in clergy-black
7. Wojo would make such a cute alter boy!
8. Duke's 'class act'program and choir-boy image would help the Church's tarnished reputation
9. Says he's not a basketball coach anyway, he's a leader!
10. Only lives 8 miles from the Southern part of Heaven...