Chuck 'em's New Menu Items
APPETIZERS
Fifteen Yard Fries…oops, we piled on too much cheese and chilli!
Jay Davis Ribs…just like his passes, wide, fat, and easy to pick off
AJ's Wings…cooked real slow and often burned
Wok of Champions…a bunch of vegetables that look good but don't have much taste
Time Out Tacos…eat them early in your meal so you don't have any left at the end
BURGERS AND SANDWICHES
The Mario/Manny Special…great bread on both sides, but nothing in the middle
The Personal Fowl…comes from a big fat piece of meat but might leave a bad taste in your mouth
The Carter Finley…order it now, there might be a lot less in it next year
The Lee Fowler…no matter how bad this sandwich is, just keep sending it back and we'll make you another just like it
The Derrick Morris…Big fat burger that always comes out before its supposed to
The Punt Return…free range chicken with its head cut off
MAIN COURSES
The Amato…comes served with sparklers and balloons, promises to be the best meal you've ever eaten, looks great in the menu, very expensive…a big hunk of cheese and several slices of re-fried bologna
The Philip Rivers…our signature dish, probably the best dining value in this area's history...NO LONGER AVAILABLE
The Tar Heel Special...crow...served cold
DESSERT
The OOC Sspecial...three cupcakes from different parts of the country...served in a small bowl
Humble Pie...tastes awful, but it might just be good for you
Apple Turnovers...large and plentiful... more than any Wolfpack fan can stomach
(Brought to you by the creative minds at Pack Pride)
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