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Top 10 signs your friend might be a Dook fan

10. He slaps the floor every time “Desperate Housewives” comes on.

9. He’s been skiing this year...off Shelden Williams’ forehead.

8. He always orders a McRoberts with cheese and a large fries with a Diet Fresca at the drive thru.

7. You find him in front of the mirror crying, “Why God, why!? Why can’t I be as handsome as J.R Reid?”

6. He’s afraid to admit the first time he went to Cameron Indoor he mistook it for a middle school cafeteria.

5. He boasts constantly about having sex with a college cheerleader, but when you ask him what school it was, he won’t tell. It was Duke. Poor guy.

4. He’s loved JJ for so long he’s suddenly attracted to him and is now “questioning” things.

3. Every time he puts on an NBA jersey, he gets hurt.

2. Everything before 1991 is a blur to him.

AND THE #1 SIGN YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A DOOK FAN IS...

1. He has “Coach K” stenciled on his panties.

This list was gleaned from the Inside Carolina message board, and I thought it was worth sharing.  I'm not sure who the original poster was, but if you'll email me I'll be happy to give you credit for it:

Posted on December 9, 2005 in Humor

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