Things You Can Do in .6 Seconds in Cameron Indoor Stadium

Thanks to the fine (and funny) folks on the Inside Carolina message boards for this one.  This list is just a fraction of all the responses posted in regards to the following infamous incident:

"Clemson's Hamilton scored with 5.0 seconds left to cut Duke's lead to 66-63. Duke's McRoberts, throwing the ball inbounds, made an errant pass to Hamilton. The Tigers' sharpshooter caught the ball and shot, but the clock didn't begin until the ball was only a few feet above the rim. Officials studied the television monitor and determined 4.4 seconds were left when the ball went through the basket."

Here's a list of things you can also do in a similar .6 second window:

• Complete the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle
• Knit a sweater
• Change a tire
• Perform an angioplasty
• Get a sociology degree
• Undermine the credibility of an entire sport
• Your taxes
• Film 2 more American Express commercials
• Get your Circuit City $30 mail-in rebate check
• Read "War and Peace"
• Arm the entire Dook basketball team "for life" by teaching them it's entirely acceptable to cheat
• Get the local DA rung up on bar association ethics violations
• Evolve
• Sing "I'm Sailing Away"
• Get your drivers license renewed at the DMV
• Paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel
• Find Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction
• Hire a basketball coach at NC State
• Grow hair on Dick Vitale's head
• Resolve the Israeli-Palestenian conflict
• Have half a season of losses pinned on your assistant coach after back surgery
• Reverse global warming
• Convince Brett Favre to retire
• Housebreak a cocker spaniel
• Go around the world in 80 days
• Find Jimmy Hoffa
• Hold a parade for your football team (NC State reference)
• Blow-dry Cyrstal Gayle's hair
• Convict OJ Simpson
• Take an accurate census of China (and India)
• Find Osama Bin Laden
• Watch Clemson win a basketball game in Chapel Hill
• Map the human genome
• Re-enact the entire Civil War
• Find pictures of Britney Spears with underwear on
• Watch Abe Vigoda run the mile
• Get a word in as a guest on "The O'Reilly Factor"
• Convert the Pope to Scientology
• Watch the Chicago Cubs win the World Series
• See the return of Halley's comet
• Beat a dook student in Dungeons and Dragons
• Separate Pangaea into continents
• Win the war on terror
• Find the lost continent of Atlantis
• Get in and out of a Cracker Barrel on a Saturday Morning
• Light the candles on Greg Oden's birthday cake
• Name Shawn Kemp's children
• Get Mark McGwire elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame
• Find Waldo
• Certify the 2000 Presidential election
• Watch dook win a football game
• Receive good service from Time Warner Cable
• Exit the parking lot after an AARP meeting
• Get my wife to admit she was wrong
• Make a U-turn at a DUI checkpoint (JJ Redick reference)
• Find a cure for the common cold
• Watch an entire season of 24
• 25 to life
• Untangle the lights for the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree
• Serve an entire 'term' as president of Cuba
• Build Rome

The original message board thread used to reside here but has since expired.