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Seth Curry Announces He is Becoming an A—hole

Seth Curry, who starred as a freshman this season at Liberty University and is the younger brother of Davidson star Stephon Curry, announced this week that he is becoming a total prick. “I felt this was the best decision for me,” he said. “I’m only 18 years old, but I see how the world works. It would be great to be a nice guy. But only a—holes really get ahead in our society. And I don’t think there’s a better training ground for a—holes than Duke University. Duke University is the biggest and brightest stage an aspiring a—hole can ever reach.” (Sports Pickle)

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