Lucas: Too Cool Posted Jan 26, 2014 Let's just abandon all pretense and be totally honest about what's going to happen here. The words you are about to read are going to sound hopelessly old. You will think they were written with a quill pen on a scroll of parchment paper while listening to a phonograph. These words are like Old Tin Can vintage stuff. You've been warned. Here we go. (GoHeels.com)