A lawyer, on his way home from work in Durham, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Mike Krzyzewski is depressed, so he stopped the team bus and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He is tired of Carolina being the best and says that the university has cut back on his recruiting budget, making it more difficult for him to sign quality players. We're taking up a collection for him."
The lawyer asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."