Top 10 reasons Coach K should be the next Pope
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- He's a Catholic with a Polish last name, like the last one.
- Many think he is ordained by God
- He pontificates frequently
- Would be a great opportunity to move St. Peter's Basilica to Duke Chapel
- On the Court 'bestows blessings' using the Lord's name often
- His staff always dressed in clergy-black
- Wojo would make such a cute alter boy!
- Duke's 'class act'program and choir-boy image would help the Church's tarnished reputation
- Says he's not a basketball coach anyway, he's a leader!
- Only lives 8 miles from the Southern part of Heaven...