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Top 10 reasons Coach K should be the next Pope

  1. He's a Catholic with a Polish last name, like the last one.
  2. Many think he is ordained by God
  3. He pontificates frequently
  4. Would be a great opportunity to move St. Peter's Basilica to Duke Chapel
  5. On the Court 'bestows blessings' using the Lord's name often
  6. His staff always dressed in clergy-black
  7. Wojo would make such a cute alter boy!
  8. Duke's 'class act'program and choir-boy image would help the Church's tarnished reputation
  9. Says he's not a basketball coach anyway, he's a leader!
  10. Only lives 8 miles from the Southern part of Heaven...

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