How Would You Debase Yourself To Get Duke-UNC Tickets?
Yes, it's Duke-North Carolina day again—have you heard? It's the greatest rivalry in sports!—and that means it's time for more tales of sad college students and their miserable shame-filled lives. The basketball rivalry between these two schools is as heated as it gets, but actually getting into one of their games is a lesson in humility and suffering. Of course, we all know about Krzyzewskiville, the place where college students pay $37,000 a year to skip class and live in a tent. (Deadspin
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