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A Day with the Trophy

A video skit documenting how the North Carlina basketball national champions spent their one-on-one time with the national championship trophy. It aired at 'Late Night with Roy' in October. (YouTube)

Video: 2006 Senior Night in Cameron

A fond look back at JJ Redick and Shelden Williams' final game in Cameron Indoor Stadium in 2006. (YouTube)

The Top 10 Teams with the Most Annoying Fans

8. Duke Blue Devils Basketball The average Duke fan is like that kid in elementary school with a collared shirt and pleated slacks who asks the teacher if she forgot to assign homework, while his Mommy tells him that “people are just jealous of how unique and talented you are” when nobody comes to his birthday party at the Planetarium. (Spike TV)

Uni-fail: Nike misspells Kentucky on John Wall’s jersey

From its seven national championships to its 49 NCAA tournament appearances to its sparkling 23-1 record this season, Kentucky has a lot to boast about when it comes to basketball pedigree. It seems that's not enough, however, for Nike to spell the name of the school right on its jerseys. (Rivals.com)

Column: Why I hate Duke

And that's when I decided to go to Carolina. I had never seen the place, had never heard of Chapel Hill and I picked Hinton James because it had a laundry room. After a while I grew used to the town- I didn't get lost behind the water tower; I learned where Gardner Hall was; and I began to enjoy the company of my suitemate, despite his spittle collection. I also developed a taste for basketball, and during the games I noticed that we had certain heated rivalries- whenever we played one of those teams, I got tense and dug holes in the seat. (Daily Tar Heel)

I'll take unintentional comedy for $400, Alex

Jeopardy gave the answer "Coach K knows all about this 2005 Johnny Knoxville film, based on a TV series." One of the contestants was quick to buzz in, responding with the question "What is 'Jackass'?" The correct question was "Dukes of Hazzard." North Carolina fans have filed a formal protest with Alex Trebek. (WRAL Sports Fan)

TV Guide Writers Captivated By Any Ex-Dukie Matchup

What was the most compelling storyline of this weekend's Orlando-Boston showdown? The heated rivalry between J.J. Redick and Shelden Williams that dates to the time Williams stole Redick's juice box on the team bus to Wake Forest. [ (Deadspin)

Marcus Ginyard Looking To Keep TMZ Busy

A 'tweet' from Marcus Ginyard to Bobby Frasor during last Thursday's UNC/Florida St. football game. (850 The Buzz)

Duke Is Back, And They Are Melodramatic

There are some unfamiliar names on this year's Blue Devils squad. Thankfully, they're making sure they give us things to make fun of them for. To kick of this year's Midnight Madness, the Duke team put together their interpretations of cinema's legendary moments. (Deadspin)

Jenn Sterger Smacks Down Bowden

In what is obviously the most anticipated statement we will ever hear on the subject of Bobby Bowden's competence as head coach of the Florida State Seminoles, Jenn Sterger has finally alerted the masses. (Buster Sports)

Gerald Henderson: Rookie Hazing Victim

If you look carefully I think that is Raymond Felton’s autograph on the bag. Obviously a little rookie hazing down in Charlotte. At least Henderson can say that once in his life he actually wore something nice. (Tar Heel Fan)

Reason #4,572 The SEC Reigns Supreme

Excuse me, Te-Bone girl? Yes, Maxim is on the phone. While we’re waiting for her future spread, take a look at the expression on the old lady’s face. “Give it 20 years, and you’ll be right here honey.” (850 The Buzz)

UVA's Season Summed Up In Mascot Catastrophe

As if getting blown out at home by William & Mary wasn't a bad enough omen for UVA football, observe what happened before the Cavalier's second loss to TCU. (Deadspin)

Yes, You Too Can Create an NC State Jersey…

A number of years ago, NBA superstar Charles Barkley responded to a question as to how well he liked the Philadelphia 76ers new uniforms with the barb: “They look like my daughter got ahold of some crayons and designed them.” We were reminded of that story when two weeks ago the NC State brass unveiled their new basketball uniforms amid much fanfare on a Twitter update from PackMensBBall (since deleted). (Rush the Court)

And the Bathrooms Will Save You: Duke QB Thinks Improved Toilets Will Boost Fan Support

Well, in fairness, "they" is actually "Duke quarterback Thaddeus Lewis." But he is excited about the toilets, because he believes that it's going to improve fan support for the Blue Devils in 2009. For serious, folks. He said female fans had brought the sorry condition of the rest room facilities before the renovation to his attention. (Buster Sports)

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