Satire: NCAA Investigates Why It Wasn’t Making Millions Off College Admissions Scandal Posted Mar 18, 2019 The NCAA announced Monday the launch of an investigation into why it wasn’t making millions off of the recent college admissions controversy. “After the disturbing revelations that massive bribes were being paid out to people other than us, we’re launching an immediate inquiry into how we possibly missed out on this,” said NCAA president Mark Emmert. (The Onion)