FSU Rallies Past UNC, LT’s Head Explodes

Posted Oct 24, 2009
UNC Hospital frantically scrambled to get their facility fully staffed after reports of massive throat swelling inside Kenan Stadium. Doctors are still looking for Lawrence Taylor’s cranium, which blew apart after Charles Brown bit on Rod Owens’ 98-yard momentum shifting touchdown. (850 The Buzz)

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