Michigan Tech QB Steele Fortress has the most unbelievable football name ever

Posted Aug 29, 2018
Let's talk about the best football names of all time. There's Joe Montana, Deacon Jones, Bart Starr, Lynn Swann, Takeo Spikes, Red Grange, and Bronko Nagurski. There's even Alge Crumpler. But no one can compare to Michigan Tech's 6' 3", 226-pound redshirt freshman QB STEELE FORTRESS. Rejoice, fellow Americans. We have finally found the ultimate football name. (Golf Digest)

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